he was headed to vegas to see a rock and roll band.

i can’t remember which one.

the word “jagermeister” was stretched long and tight across his chest.

you could tell it was his best rock and roll t-shirt.

he met a stripper that was 7 feet tall and flat on both sides.

you could tell it was his best stripper joke.

his forearms were short and his fingernails flat.

a perfect combo for a mailman, i suppose.

his buzzcut was salt and peppered and by the way

the chinese food in the baltimore airport is “overrated”.

he asked us if we have ever heard of the band skunk puppies

and we said no.